Editing Dunny-on-the-Wold 0 You are not logged in. The rich text editor does not work with JavaScript switched off. Please either enable it in your browser options, or visit your preferences to switch to the old MediaWiki editor <p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><b>Dunny-on-the-Wold</b> is a constituency that figures prominently in <i><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dish%20and%20Dishonesty%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dish%20and%20Dishonesty%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDish%20and%20Dishonesty%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="4681-5805855025de98f374c929" href="/wiki/Dish_and_Dishonesty" title="Dish and Dishonesty">Dish and Dishonesty</a></i>, the first episode of <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Blackadder%20the%20Third%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Blackadder%20the%20Third%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBlackadder%20the%20Third%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="4681-5805855025de98f374c929" href="/wiki/Blackadder_the_Third" title="Blackadder the Third">Blackadder the Third</a>. Described as a half-acre in the Suffolk fens, Dunny-on-the-Wold is a rotten borrough with more animals than voters. In fact, it has only one active voter. It was originally represented by <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Sir%20Talbot%20Buxomly%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Sir%20Talbot%20Buxomly%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSir%20Talbot%20Buxomly%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="4681-5805855025de98f374c929" href="/wiki/Sir_Talbot_Buxomly" title="Sir Talbot Buxomly">Sir Talbot Buxomly</a>, the MP with the worst attendance record in Parliament. Following Sir Talbot's death, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22S.%20Baldrick%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22S.%20Baldrick%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BS.%20Baldrick%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="4681-5805855025de98f374c929" href="/wiki/S._Baldrick" title="S. Baldrick">S. Baldrick</a> was elected MP. Despite the constituency's seeming unimportance, four different political parties vied for the seat. </p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">The official population of Dunny-on-the-Wold consists of: </p> <ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Two rather mangy cows </li></ul> <ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">A dachshund named Collin </li></ul> <ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">A small Hen in its late 40s </li></ul> <ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">One actual human who is the sole voter in the borrough. He however dies when he, very sadly, accidently, brutally cut his head off while combing his hair. Blackadder takes his place and casts his 16,000 votes on the Adder Party. </li></ul> <p /> <!-- Saved in parser cache with key blackadder:rte-parser-cache:2435 --> Loading editor Locations Below are some commonly used wiki markup codes. Simply click on what you want to use and it will appear in the edit box above. Insert: – — … ° ≈ ≠ ≤ ≥ ± − × ÷ ← → · § Sign your username: ~~~~ Wiki markup: {{}} | [] [[]] [[Category:]] #REDIRECT [[]] <s></s> <sup></sup> <sub></sub> <code></code> <blockquote></blockquote> <ref></ref> {{Reflist}} <references/> <includeonly></includeonly> <noinclude></noinclude> {{DEFAULTSORT:}} <nowiki></nowiki> <!-- --> <span class="plainlinks"></span> Symbols: ~ | ¡ ¿ † ‡ ↔ ↑ ↓ • ¶ # ¹ ² ³ ½ ⅓ ⅔ ¼ ¾ ⅛ ⅜ ⅝ ⅞ ∞ ‘ “ ’ ” «» ¤ ₳ ฿ ₵ ¢ ₡ ₢ $ ₫ ₯ € ₠ ₣ ƒ ₴ ₭ ₤ ℳ ₥ ₦ № ₧ ₰ £ ៛ ₨ ₪ ৳ ₮ ₩ ¥ ♠ ♣ ♥ ♦ View this template This field is a spam trap. DO NOT fill it in! Edit summary Preview Mobile Desktop Show changes